butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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