Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Mom said you looked used
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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