Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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