i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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