So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Randomize
