what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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