And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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