living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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