no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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