if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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