so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I have fence marks all over my body
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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