There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
