Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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