Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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