Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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