He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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