You work out of a Hotel?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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