somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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