it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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