He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
