The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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