yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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