i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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