All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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