i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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