Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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