they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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