So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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