I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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