Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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