its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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