He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
