Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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