Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Your penis caused this!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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