STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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