your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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