i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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