we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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