i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
