Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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