Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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