just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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