Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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