What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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