we have officially mastered the walk of shame
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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