Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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