whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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