i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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