YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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