i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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